WEIRD WEEKEND

So I didn't make it to the deadline.

But this week has been weird.

Also, stimulating.

First, me and my virgin friends got together.

Ok, you found that really uninteresting.

Second, I got caught in a certain situation with, umm I'm really not a fan of psychology, but this guy could be more or less be categorized as some sort of an exhibitionist.

I already got the Balls, so I guess a Strap-on will do?

I was staring blankly into this computer for hours thinking about what to write.

Then I decided to eat a peanut butter sandwich.

Then foreplay came in.

Actually, I'm lying.

Kinky stuff came in my mind.

What's In a Name?

Several months ago, a conversation started with the idea of naming Dan’s penis. I am not sure how it began. It might be the fun of doing it, an intimate gesture between us (yeah, by naming each other’s sexual organs), or simply finding a secret, less straightforward way to talk about them in public without scaring strangers. 

I remember similar themes appeared in How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days and Sex and the City. I guess it was expectable that most men want their penises to have strong, powerful and masculine names, and calling them Princess or Dolly would be unacceptable. But what would men prefer? Thunder sounds powerful enough, but would it not be too...fast? Dan mentioned that perhaps Hulk would probably be quite popular, but all it meant to me is something greenish (and my first reaction to the grey version will be...dead body). An easier option is ‘Little’ followed by the man’s name, so in Dan’s case, he would be Little Danny.

Those who can, DO. Those who can't, WATCH PORN.

Fortunately (although I  feel Unfortunate most of the time), I am of the latter.

At this point the letter V doesn’t mean victory, but Virginity.

Or I can use it twice: Veteran Virgin.

:(

Well, technically I am not the oldest virgin in the world (I encountered someone who is around 80 years old. Yea, I know.). However, at 24 years old, I am starting to worry.

Secrets

Where to begin? Well I may as well introduce myself so you know who you're reading about. I am Mist T-Fie, a 23 year old woman born and bred in Southern England. I was born into a Muslim family and I am very much what you would call a Sunni Muslim although maybe not as strict or as practising as most.

I have had to date 9 sexual partners and as far as I'm aware my parents only know of 1. I am not married however I am in a relationship with a Muslim man that my parents are unaware of. 

Orgasms and the Common Housefly

When I was brushing my teeth last night, I saw a small fly sticking to the wall. I thought, all right, I might write my first blog starting with that little thing.

But it has to be something about sex, doesn’t it? Immediately I realized one difference between this small fly and me. If it’s gonna write something about its sex, what would it write? ‘Did it. Expecting some babies in 3 hours.’ ‘Done. Piece of cake. Oh cake! Yum.’


Are human beings the only animal that would enjoy sex (if we ever do)? I have had some cats, but they don’t seem to be bothered about it. You can look at their faces and tell whether they are tired or enthusiastic about a can of tuna, but you can never tell if they are horny and need a wank. Only people care about orgasm, sexual experience, techniques, and the foreplay or afterplay. Male human beings *might* be the only animal who would compare the length of their penises and thought the bigger the better, as if it is so powerful that they can use it to conquer the world.

Busting the Cherry

Hello and welcome. This is the first blog for the newly created Daily Desires! This is where you applaud and whoop. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Dan (not really, it’s my pseudonym, but I will address this later), and I am one half of the creation team behind the blog. I also update the Facebook and Twitter page. My girlfriend is the other half.

So you are probably wondering why we decided to start this blog. Well it’s simple… We love sex. We love talking about it, doing it, watching it and reading about it. Sex is a perfectly natural thing to do, yet for some reason, people are still afraid to talk about it in ‘polite’ conversation. Even on the internet, if you talk about sex a lot, or show an interest, you are regarded as a pervert or desperate. It’s sad that people see this perfectly normal act as a dirty little secret you really should keep to yourself.

Yes, I have seen similar websites and blogs as Daily Desires, but with one difference. They all seem to have a specific area of expertise. They are usually BDSM specific, or perhaps all about interracial sex, orgies, anal etc. whereas our aim is to make a blog for everyone. We hope people of all ages, all religions (or lack thereof), or nationalities and backgrounds will read what we have to say and hopefully interact with us and share their own thoughts and feelings towards the subject.

We also hope to offer advice and information regarding anything you wish to know or whatever is going on in your lives. We will be upfront an honest with any questions you may have.

So why is sex such a dirty little secret? A forbidden fruit? Well whatever the reason, it’s kept us from revealing our true identities in case someone we know reads what we say.

Another question you might be asking, is what can you expect from this blog. Well, we hope to get as many writers as possible, talking about an array of subjects, but as of the time this was wrote, we only have three writers confirmed, and four more who said they would do it, and are just in the process of creating their profiles and thinking about their subjects. I will be blogging every Monday, and my partner will be blogging on Thursdays, and then Mist T-Fie on Fridays. We also will be offering our readers the opportunity to get something they have wrote on our blog on Saturdays. All you have to do is send us your work (daily.desires@live.co.uk) on Fridays, and we will vote and whichever blog/s get the most votes, will get to be featured on Saturdays. Sunday is free and easy day. This is where our regular bloggers can write about any subject.

Thank you for reading, and we hope to see you around in the future.

Dan Desire
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Dan Desire is a 24 year old male from England, and when he isn't blogging, you can find him on Facebook and Twitter and he is reachable by email!

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